FILES 101: That awkward moment..

That awkward moment when you're in the car with people and someone calls your phone so everyone else is just listening to your conversation.

The awkward moment when someone says hi to you and you don't remember who they are.

That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy.

That awkward moment when shipping and handling costs more than your order.

The awkward moment when your the only person in the room who hears that strange noise.

The awkward moment when you have such a great ringtone that you never answer your phone again.

The awkward moment when you realize you can actually buy happiness, it's called marshmallows.

The awkward moment when someone gets accused for something you did.

The awkward moment when when you think you know someone but you were completely wrong.

The awkward moment when you tell a story as your own to the person who originally told it.

The awkward moment when you pretend to die in front of your pet and they just walk away.

The awkward moment when someone asks Have you two met? and you reply No while the other person says 'Yes.'

The awkward moment when you're typing without looking at the screen, then you look up and find out you havent typed a thing.

The awkward moment when you're left alone with your friends parents.

The awkward moment when you're at a shop, start talking to your friend, turn around and then realise you've been speaking to a stranger.

The awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh.

The awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and you're the only one who still thinks that it's hilarious.

The awkward moment when your crush catches you staring at them.

The awkward moment when you realize your post doesn't make any sense so you try to delete it before anyone comments on it.

The awkward moment when you're waiting for a text and then realize that you didn't send one back yet.

The awkward moment when you pretend you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking.

The awkward moment when you're walking and then you start thinking about how you're walking, and you feel like you're walking weird.

The awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.

The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong, but you keep arguing anyway.

The awkward moment when nobody understands or appreciates your sarcasm.

The awkward moment when someone says they wanna hang out, and you have to quickly think of an excuse why you can't.

The awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can't feel your phone in your pocket.

The awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh.

The awkward moment when you can't get a song you hate out of your head.

The awkward moment when there's only 5 seconds of nudity in a movie, but that's EXACTLY when your parents walk in.

The awkward moment when you try to jump into a conversation and get completely ignored.

The awkward moment when you know the answers AFTER the test.

The awkward moment when you can't find your phone because your bed ate it.

The awkward moment when someone takes something you said the wrong way, so you have to pretend you were joking.

The awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.

The awkward moment when your nap is so amazing, you wake up thinking it's the next day.

The awkward moment when you turn up the music in the car so you don't have to talk to each other.

The awkward moment when someone's wearing more makeup than clothes.

The awkward moment when you try to scare someone and it doesn't work.

That awkward moment when you don't understand the feeling that you're feeling.

That awkward moment when you ignore someone's phone call and they call you from someone else's phone and you answer it -.-

That awkward moment when you're talking about someone and they're right behind you.

That awkward moment when someone hands you the phone and you don't want to talk.

The awkward moment when you sleep at your friend's house and wake up before them, and all you can do is stare around their room.

The awkward moment when you realize every house has a particular smell, but you can't even smell the one at your house.

The awkward moment when you ask your parents a simple "yes" or "no" question and you get a complete story.

The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid.

The awkward moment when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance.

The awkward moment when you're at school & you can't find your friends.

The awkward moment when someone brings up an embarrassing moment from your past that you do not wish to be reminded of.

The awkward moment when you're at the supermarket, you look at a text & reply it in 5 seconds... & BAAAAAM you lost your mom.

The awkward moment when you're telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.

The awkward moment of silence when you try to keep the conversation alive but don't know what to say.

That awkward moment when you realize that you texted the wrong person.

Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.

No headphones = Talk to me. One headphone = You can talk to me but only if I like you. Two headphones = SHUT UP.

Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend.

Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my laptop .. but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill the f*ck out.

I know what's going on. I just shut up and smile because I don't give a fu*k.

Texting someone while your half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense...

That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't take it off.

That one friend that always kills the moment.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I don't like you... so go away maybe!

When I'm alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.

To me, no offense means, I’m about to hurt your feelings, but lets pretend I didn’t.

Smiling at someone who hates you just to piss them off even more.

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"

Dear Dracula, Remember that night a few years ago ago? Well, you have a son, his name is Edward. Sincerely, Tinkerbell.

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

Making your friend watch your favorite show with you, and paying more attention to their reaction than to the show.

When you finally remember the name of the song that's been stuck in your head.

That mini heart attack you get when you're half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling.

I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.

That one song that brings back memories .

You know whats funny? Not you, so shut up.

No b*tch, I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.

Waking up an hour before you alarm and feeling like you've won the lottery cause you can go back to bed.

It’s nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

I don't want a perfect relationship. I just want someone who I can act silly with, someone who treats me well and loves being with me.

Being the only person still laughing after everybody else is over it.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

I hate the feeling when you're sad and you have no idea why, but you just are.

That moment when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you both are thinking and laugh.

Pretending your sleeping because you got in trouble earlier in the day.

Isn't it amazing how fast you can explode out of bed when you realize you're late?

I like to wave to the security cameras when I enter stores.

I HATE when people lie to me... But what pisses me off the most is when people think I'm dumb enough to believe it.

I never ever walk away from a fight..... I prefer running.

When a Horror movie says "based on a true story" its automatically 100 times scarier.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

FAKE FRIENDS laugh at you behind your back, while REAL FRIENDS put you on YouTube and THEN laugh at you!

You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.

Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking.

Trying to tell someone about something but you can't stop laughing.

Spending a long time writing a really long message then accidentaly pressing the back button.

I'm shy at first but... I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.

Thank you phone, for letting me look at you in awkward situations.

Disagreeing with someone just to annoy them.

No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.

That satisfying moment when you make everyone laugh.

Not finishing a sentence because your laughing too hard about the ending.

It's hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid.

Staying up late every night, regretting it every morning, then doing it all over again.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!

Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still got a couple hours to sleep.

I tend to say 'I dont know' when I'm just too lazy to think.

When you walk in a room and forget what you needed, so you awkwardly walk away looking confused.

I love knowing something that I am not supposed to know.

Throwing your phone in anger then checking if it`s okay.

The only normal people are the ones you don`t know very well!

You Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

Tried to balance the light, between the ON & OFF.

That moment, when you realize you`ve had your earphones on for an hour, but didn`t play anything.

Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end.

Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.

I'm not always hungry. Sometimes I'm sleeping.

School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends.

It's always awkward when you tickle someone, and it turns out they're not actually ticklish.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.

Guess what? I don't care.

There will always be that one annoying person..

I'm so clever that sometimes, even I can't figure out what I'm doing.

I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, then you start talking to me like nothing happened.

Looking at my phone, even though I know nobody texted me.

After 'NO FEAR' is usually 'OH SHIT'

I'm not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I'm texting.

I study for minutes, and take breaks for hours.

Some things are so awkward to say, but so easy to text.

That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn't say 'excuse me' or 'sorry'.

That moment when you give someone the silent treatment because you're mad at them and they don't even notice.

We all have that one look we give to our friends when someone hots walks by.

When I say, "Excuse Me" and they don't move, I just push my way through them.

Okay, I'll go to sleep in 5 minutes: 1....2....3....4....4....4....4....4....4....

Life's just one big awkward moment.

The little heart attack you have when someone says "I need to talk to you."

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out of you.

Saying something stupid and thinking "Yeah, that sounded way better in my head."

Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you!... TAKE ME BACK! Sincerely, Me.

I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school.

"How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend:"You look horrible"

"Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.

The frustrating moment when you know exactly what something means but not know how to explain it.

I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not fake.

Silence is the best way to let someone know they did something wrong.

The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates.

Agreeing with someone so they'll shut up.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

I love my relationship with MY BED. No commitment needed. We just sleep together EVERY NIGHT.

The next time someone asks me what I'm doing, I'm gonna reply "I'm breathing 2 stay alive how about u?"

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I'm not Flirting, I'm Just being Extra Nice to Someone Who is Extra Attractive ;)

If 'PLAN A' doesn't work out, don't worry, you still have 25 letters left :-)

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you've won. It means your stupidity isn’t worth my time.

When someone doesn't say "Thank You" I yell out, "Your WELCOME!" really loud.

We all have that one secret no one knows about. Not even our closest friend's know about it.

That awkward moment when your telling a joke and you can't stop laughing.

That mini heart attack when your iPod is about to hit the floor but your headphones save it's life.

I hate it when I hold the door open for ONE person and everyone starts going through.

When I don't know a name of a song I try to type all the words I know into Google hoping I find it.

I hate it when I'm sad but don't know why.

Sitting in a lesson thinking, why the hell will I need this in the future.

Typing "Haha" even when there's nothing funny just to keep the conversation not too serious.

Having that one friend who you can be completely weird around & they still love you.

Touching things that say 'Don't touch'.

Giving your friend the "WHAT THE f**k IS THIS?" look during a test.

That long sarcastic laugh you give before you say NO!

Friends ask why you're crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the looser that made you cry.

"Come here."..."Why?"..."Just come here."..."No your gonna hit me"

When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa & wake up in my bed. Now, I fall asleep on the sofa & wake up on the floor.

Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside.

Saying "what?" and then realizing a second later what they said.

That moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.

"If I were you, I would shut up." ; "Well you're not me, so get over it."

I do my worst acting when someone is "waking me up" from a pretend nap.

My best friend and I have conversations that are impossible to understand.

I still sing my ABC's to see which letter comes first.

I hate when people ask me "What were you thinking!?" Obviously I was thinking that I'd get away with it and not have to fucking explain it.

Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.

I hate it when someone walks into your room and when they go out they leave the door open.

I love sitting back and listening to people lie when I know the truth.

Just because I'm saying something cute, doesn't mean I'm flirting.

I'm not stalking. I'm observing.

I hate when I make a mistake and nobody ever let me forget it.

I hate when someone tells me the ending of a movie I'm going to see.

If we're not supposed to talk to strangers, how do we make friends?

Charging your phone 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference.

Don't u hate it when you're texting lying down & all of a sudden ur phone decides to be NINJA & slip through your hands & attack your face.

"It’s called a joke!" "Yeah, It’s called you're NOT funny!"

I restart a song when I miss my favorite part.

Making your font type bigger so it looks like you’ve written more.

I don’t sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason.

Dear Human, You get mad when I wake you up, & you also get mad when I don`t wake you. Sincerely, Confused Alarm Clock.

Even staring at a wall becomes interesting while studying.

Dear McDonalds cashier, don't give me that look. There is no age limit on happy meal. Sincerly, don't forget the toy.

I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am.

No matter how many pens I buy, they all mysteriously go missing.

That Mini Heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs!

When I was younger I remember watching two drops of rain roll down your window and pretending it was a race.

You will usually find what you are looking for the moment you stop looking for it.

Laughing harder when you try to explain WHY you're laughing hard.

You say im dirty minded - but how did you understand what i meant?

Replying No When Someone Asks if you are Awake.

Staring at people to make them feel uncomfortable.

Wanting someone to say a certain thing because you have the perfect answer.

Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour

If sleep is SO important.. Then why does school start so early?

Looking at your text book and thinking, "What a waste of trees."

Texting with your pinky because you're eating.

Mom: Go tell your brother/sister it's time to eat. You: *Walks two inches and yells up the stairs* MOM SAYS IT'S TIME TO EAT!!! Mom: -___-

Dear wind, what has my hair ever done to you?

When the teacher is talking to the whole class, but she chooses to stare directly at you.

That annoying moment when someone does not hear you because of their headsets.

We all got struggles that others don't see. Nobody's perfect.

"OMG, I'm completely in LOVE with that t-shirt!" *sees the price* *sadly walks away*

The stupid things you say when half sleep.

I am just one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

"Mom, I'm going out." "With your friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." "WHO'S PIKACHU, IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?"

Getting far too emotionally attached to fictional people.

1 hour with friends goes by so quickly, 1 hour at school lasts forever.

"Is that your ex?" "NO..... That's the biggest mistake of my life."

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

"Why are you smiling?" "Do I need a reason?"

when your parents call you with your full name, you know shits gonna happen

One day before exam, I become the most religious person in the WORLD!

I hate it when people constantly talk and ask questions during a movie.

I look back on some of the stupidest stuff we've done and think, this is why we're best friends.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just doing something more important.

"Did you just fall?" - "No, I attacked the floor." - "Backwards?" - "I know, I know. I'm f^cking talented."

That moment when you can't keep yourself from laughing in an awkward situation.

That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with. ;)

It's scary to think that nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.

Throwing random things at people and acting like it wasn't you.

YEAH I study . Then I forget everything when I see the paper.

When I like a song, I listen to it 123456 times.

That person in class that always acts like they’re fucking Albert Einstein. Calm your tits.

Thinking bubblewrap is the best part of the package.

When your friend is like, “I need to tell you something! Wait, I forgot." BITCH, REMEMBER THAT SHIT!

I hate it when I accidentally bite my tongue.

Hindi porke sintunado ako, hindi na ako kakanta. #lol

“Yung feeling na nakikinig ka ng love song tapos may isang tao kang naalala.”

Group study daw sa bahay ng kaklase pero nauwi lang sa daldalan, kainan at kalokohan.

When the computer say "Press Any Key" I always hit the spacebar or enter button.

Yung kaibigan mong pupunta sa inyo tapos pagpasok ng bahay hindi uupo sa sala dumidiretso sa kusina. :) #alamna

LINYA NG MGA ESTUDYANTE: Bakit pa kasi kailangan yan pag aralan, di naman gagamitin sa tunay na buhay.

IKAW: Samahan mo naman ako sa canteen oh. FRIEND: Libre? Ang saya diba?

“Kahit gaano pa ka inosente ang mukha ng isang tao may wild side pa rin ito.”

Yung kaibigan mong sobrang KURIPOT. #hahaha

Hawakan pa nga lang yung aaralin tinatamad na, basahin pa kaya? #LOL

Mas nagiging meaningful pa yung mga maliliit na bagay.

Yung kaibigan mo na parang hindi alam ang salitang " BUSOG "

Iba ang " PULUTAN " sa " GINAWANG ULAM "

Yung feeling na may iniisip ka pero bigla mong makakalimutan.

Pag si CRUSH ang nasa kanto, OMG!! ang perfect ng view. :)

That feeling when someone shouts your name and when you see them, They'll just stare at you smiling and Freeze.

Awesome moment when you listen to old songs and they remind you of the good old days.

Home Alone.. MUSIC...? ? ? ? ? ? 100...

Okay lang tumawa pag may kasama, pero pag mag-isa #KatolPa

If you can't say it to their face, then don't say it behind their back.

That moment when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you both are thinking and laugh.

The awkward moment when you can't get a song you hate out of your head.

Everything is funnier when you're with your bestfriend.

Strangers: "excuse me." Family: "let me get through." Best-friends: "get the f**k out my way b*tch!!"

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names, they smile and call you something more offensive.

I know what's going on. I just shut up and smile because I don't give a fu*k.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I don't like you... so go away maybe!

The awkward moment when you sleep at your friend's house and wake up before them, and all you can do is stare around their room.

That awkward moment when everyone in class is laughing and your just like "what's so funny?"

That awkward moment when someone starts singing a song you were just singing in your head.

That moment when you have 5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger.

The awkward moment in class when everybody is quiet and your friend and you are the only idiots talking.

The awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and you're the only one who still thinks that it's hilarious.

The awkward moment when you overhear people talking about their sex life.

The awkward moment when you suddenly remember something really hilarious when you're supposed to be quiet.

The awkward moment when you're laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something.

The awkward moment when you're late for class & when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you.

The awkward moment when you already said "what?" 3 times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

The awkward moment when you say 69 and everyone thinks your a pervert.

When you finally remember the name of the song that's been stuck in your head.

It’s nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.

Roses are red, that much is true but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I feel sorry for people who take everything way too seriously.

Sitting there listening to your friend's problems and acting like your a psychologist.

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

I tried to be normal once... worst two minutes of my life.

Taking "naps" sounds so childish..... I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses'

Just because I'm not talking, doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes I just like to be quiet.

I’m not single. I’m in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

When you have a hard decision, flip a coin. Why? Because when that coin is in the air you'll suddenly know what you're hoping for.

Di ako maliit. Matangkad lang kayo.

Yung mga kaibigan mo ang nagbubuking kung sino ang crush mo.

Sabi nila, masarap daw magmahal. Pero para sakin, mas masarap kumain, matulog at mag-internet.

If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.

Yung kung ano ano nalang sinasabi mo kasi hindi mo alam yung lyrics ng kanta.

Never worry about other people's opinions, thoughts, or lies they say about you. None of it matters.

Yung nagdadiet ka, pero hindi mo mapigiling kumain kasi sobrang sarap ng pagkain.

Yung moment na gusto mo nang matulog pero hindi ka makatulog.

NagGM ka pa, isa lang naman gusto mong makausap.

Kung may taong nanghuhusga sayo, hayaan mo sila.

Hindi mo naman obligasyon na ipaliwanag sa kanila kung sino ka talaga.

Puro plano kayo ng mga kaibigan mo, hindi naman nangyayari.

Birthday ng kaibigan mo, "Happy Birthday Friend" Birthday ng bestfriend mo, "May handaan ba?"

Yung tipong ang himbing na ng tulog mo tapos gigisingin ka bigla. Ang sarap manapak eh noh?

Worst Feeling: yung pagbukas mo ng Candy malalaglag agad. #saklap

Kung meron akong pera wala akong gustong bilhin, pero kung walang pera marami akong gustong bilhin.

BESTFRIEND - Kasama mo sa paghahanap kay Crush sa hirap at ginhawa.

Yung tinderang, candy ang panukli. Gusto mo candy rin pambayad ko? Punyeta .

Noon: Maliit lang ako. Ngayon: Maliitpa rin ako. Case closed.

Dear Friend, ipaalala ko lang sayo. Magkaiba ang GM sa DIARY ha?

Ang tunay na magkaibigan, kahit puro mura sa usapan nila, walang pikunan.

Yung may nakikibasa habang nagtetext ka sa jeep.

Ikaw na lang magreply, gusto mo?

Ilang taon mo nang ipinangako sa sarili mo na mag-iipon ka na. Pero hanggang ngayon hindi mo pa nagagawa.

Yung mga taong sumasali kapag may nangaasar sa'yo.

CLOSE TAYO!???

Madaming tao ayaw kumain ng ampalaya kasi mapait. Pero kung makainom ng alak akala mo matamis.

Define Barkada: Kasama mo mag-ingay sa library.

Magpapromise sa sariling mag-aaral, tapos hindi matutuloy. Yan tayo eh!

"BESTFRIEND" - Sila yung mga walang hiyang bunyag ng bunyag kung sino ang crush mo.

Yung ang init init ng panahon, tapos may mga nagsusuot ng jacket. Ay, cold-blooded lang? Reptile?

AKO: ''Mag-ddiet na talaga ako!'' PAGKAIN: ''Haha, pang-ilan mo na yan?''

Study....stud....stu....st....s....sl....sle....slee....sleep....

Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty. Don't lie, we all have done it.

Acting like you're texting when you see someone you don't want to talk to.

Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie.

When I find a song that relates to my current situation I listen to it over and over.

Strangers think I'm quiet, my friends think I'm outgoing, my best friends know I'm insane.

Immature: A word that boring people use to describe fun people.

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I always wonder if other people can hear it too.

Your pinky is the smallest finger but is capable of holding the biggest secrets.

People say you can't live without love. I think Oxygen is more important.

When a girl says "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.

Photographers are violent people. First, they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall.

Bitch, that wasn't a "missed" call,that was a "saw the person who was calling so I ignored it" call.

The relationship does not end until you delete all their f*cking messages.

Dami mong tanong! Kamag-anak mo ba si Dora?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

Scary movies don't freak me out.. It's my over-active imagination that scares the hell outta me!

When you hear your parents say your name in a conversation you secretly try to listen.

After I put on pajamas, nothing else is going to be accomplished.

"Quick, pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old.

Getting to that part of the song that you dont know and you mumble.

People: You're so quiet, like you don't talk. Me: I talk, just not to you.

Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text

Watching a movie and yelling at the characters for doing something stupid.

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

I hate it when i'm talking and i realize nobody is listening to what i'm saying then i slowly fade out pretending i said nothing